Almost every Jason-Tim accidental brother acquisition fic pretty much goes like:
Tim: If not brother, why brother shaped?
Jason: completely failing to do anything that would prove this wrong.
Almost every Jason-Tim accidental brother acquisition fic pretty much goes like:
Tim: If not brother, why brother shaped?
Jason: completely failing to do anything that would prove this wrong.
my dash getting into the Dracula Daily spirit
(original posts by fairycosmos and spectralan0maly)
20/6/23
With all the news about the sub going missing around the Titanic and OceanGate, I would like to state very clearly that the Titanic is considered an active graveyard/burial. There are likely still remains in the wreck (science side of Tumblr can explain). This is one of the reasons why pulling up artifacts is such a big deal and so rarely done. Engagement is carried out with so much respect and consideration for the victims and their descendants.
You don’t just decide I’ll pop over to this location of massive trauma and tragedy because it’s a popular culture icon I can brag about. This is not the frame of mind one should have when visiting a grave. Please recognize that for 1500 souls this was not where they wanted to rest, and is thus very different from visiting other famous graves (Oscar Wilde, Van Gogh, etc). And sure, maybe the Titanic seems like it would be more digestible as opposed to other thanotourist sites of human violence (ie Gettysburg, Auschwitz, Borden House). The fact that it was a natural disaster lessens the cognitive dissonance of it being of equal solemnity.
What OceanGate is doing with these tours is extremely offensive if not ethically unsound from my archaeological and anthropological position.
Do you think Tim holds things over his brothers’ heads whenever he wants something?
Dick- Aw, there’s only one piece of pizza left
Tim- Mine
Dick- Or, we could split it
Tim- Or, it’s mine
Dick- You know, sharing is caring, Tim
Tim- You know what else is caring?
Dick- Hm?
Tim- Not gaslighting your sibling into thinking he’s insane
Dick- …
Tim- Not taking Robin from him
Dick- O-okay
Tim- Trusting that he’s been right about enough things in the past that maybe, just maybe, he’s right about your father being alive-,
Dick- You can have the pizza, dude. Jeez
Yyyyy
Jason, seeing Tim laying across the entire sofa he wanted to read on- You can either move or be sat on, little man
Tim, not even looking up- Today is not the day. I fucking dare you to try me
Jason- Tim, move. I am bigger than you. I am stronger than you. I will crush you
Tim- Bigger, maybe.
Jason- Tim-,
Tim, locking eyes with Jason- How long did you last with Joker? Half hour?
Jason- Excuse me?
Tim, holding up three fingers- I dealt with Joker AND Harley. For three WEEKS. And survived
Jason- o.o???
Tim, getting cozy again- Get on my level, bitch
Yyyyy
Damian- You’re delusional if you think you can beat me, Drake. I was trained by the best of the best!
Tim- The best of the best?
Damian- That’s right!
Tim- When’s the last time you checked on those ‘best of the best’ teachers of yours?
Damian- What are you talking about?
Tim- I’m talking about the fact that you might have been trained by them
Tim, leaning down to Damian’s level- But I took them out
Damian- Wh-what??
Tim- Still want to spar?
The thought of Dracula running around trying to cover his lack of servants will always be a funny image. Especially when imagining him peaking out of doorways to make sure he’s not caught by Jonathan.
Jason: I mean, it’s not like any of us have committed identity theft-
Tim: Oh…I have
Jason: Wait, what? What the fuck? Whose identity?
Tim: Uhhhmm…yours?
Jason: What.
Tim: My first few jaunts as Robin, some people just assumed I was the old one who’d been resurrected or something, and I just rolled with it?
Jason: *inhale*
Tim: You okay, Jay?
Jason: *bursts into hysterical laughter* BRUCE. BRUCE, WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND HIM??! BRUCE, YOU DO NOT DESERVE HIM!
my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully